Hello Caleb fans…
My name is “Ole Yella”… I am a distinctive yellow airplane based on a WWII dive-bomber and I happen to be one of Caleb’s favorite toys. His parents don’t know this yet, but in my former life, I was used quite extensively as a “special pioneer” throughout Europe where massive bombing of airfields and military installations was required. I am also proud to say that I have caused the deaths of thousands upon thousands of innocent women and children in the late 1930’s and early 1940’s in various other theatres of operation (Isaiah 18:6; Luke 21:25).
What makes me extra special is my exclusive W-shaped wing design (known in aviation circles as an “inverted gull wing design”) which permits me to be fitted with a much larger propeller (on a more powerful in-line or radial piston engine) and a slightly more compact landing gear. The main purpose of this special W-shaped wing design is be able to take off and land on any aircraft carrier or improvised military airfield. Oh, by the way, it also allowed for the external mounting of large destructive bombs. I used to be fitted with double synchronized machine guns (to prevent shooting holes through my massive propeller) but those were taken off when I retired and became a toy.
By the way, I am actually based on an advanced dive-bomber design that was eventually copied by the Germans, Americans and Japanese (Google: Junkers Ju-87, Corsair F4U and Mitsubishi A5M).
As part of an ongoing mind control experiment, the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses have chosen me to be one of Caleb’s toys in attempt to gauge the general level of cognizance amongst the rank-and-file as regards to historical wartime matters. And it appears, so far, that no one has noticed that I am based on a tactical dive bomber that caused massive destruction and loss of life before most JWs alive today were even born.
That being the result of this particular part of their experiment, the Governing Body can now proceed to change their story about the “Purple Triangles” and their pre-Knorr history yet again, knowing all too well that few JWs will take any time to research anything, let alone the origins of a little yellow airplane that represents something far worse than Caleb’s other “magical” toy (which has evidently captivated everyone’s attention). Little did they know that this “straw-man” technique would still work on ex-JWs as well.
Carry on Caleb friends…
Ole Yella